tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-175496372011-04-21T19:25:22.540-07:00You've entered T.K.'s whirlwind. It's called the whirlwind because you're surrounded by plethora of info that has a little bit to do with everything you need to know about in life. Once you enter the whirlwind you’re guaranteed to leave a couple of IQ points higher. For those of you who think I'm joking, view the picture of young boy below. The photo was taken as T.K. touched down in his town nearly a block away from his home (click on the picture for a closer look).tkthehumantornadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13329551849773863351noreply@blogger.comBlogger131100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17549637.post-1129223031662583322005-10-12T09:54:00.000-07:002005-10-13T10:45:57.800-07:00Actually, this next link offers more than just information on tornados. <br /><br />You could probably pinpoint the exact location of Carmen San Diego with <a href="http://reporting419.blogspot.com/">Professor Reck's blog</a>. <br /><br />It's an investigative reporting blog that I used to find that G.I. Joe action figure I lost when I was 6. Bill you da man!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17549637-112922303166258332?l=tkthehumantornado.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>tkthehumantornadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13329551849773863351noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17549637.post-1129051970278719802005-10-11T08:21:00.000-07:002005-10-11T10:43:40.033-07:00Want to give the same effect people get after rumbling with me? <br /><br />Use the following phone carriers websites to send anonymous threatening text messages to people. T.K.'s usually read "I'm gonna kill you!" <br /><br /><a href="http://messaging.sprintpcs.com/textmessaging/compose">Sprint</a>, <a href="http://www.vtext.com/customer_site/jsp/messaging_lo.jsp">Verizon</a>, <a href="http://www.cingularme.com/do/public?l=en-US&v=cingular">Cingular</a>, <a href="https://wmg.tmomail.net/customer_site/jsp/messaging_lo.jsp">T-Mobile</a><br /><br />You're welcome.<br /><br /><em>Disclaimer: T.K. is not responsible for the outcome or any repercussions that may be suffered from partaking in this behavior.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17549637-112905197027871980?l=tkthehumantornado.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>tkthehumantornadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13329551849773863351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17549637.post-1129051247193995402005-10-10T22:11:00.000-07:002005-10-11T11:09:46.810-07:00T.K. picks up everything from cell phones, to platinum plaques, to shoes. That's right, SHOES! Not just any shoes, but mainly the ever so popular Air Force 1, and Jordan brand. <a href="http://www.pickyourshoes.com/">Pickyourshoes</a> is a superior shoe website to others because they only sell authentic shoes. <br /><br />"The Human Tornado" says buy 2 pair and receive free shipping or he'll destroy your grandmother's home.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17549637-112905124719399540?l=tkthehumantornado.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>tkthehumantornadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13329551849773863351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17549637.post-1129050516335562922005-10-09T15:56:00.000-07:002005-10-11T10:10:47.663-07:00From T.K.'s wrath that is. <br /><br />Quoting a rapper my fellow journalist? May as well get the lyrics right. The <a href="http://www.ohhla.com/">Original Hip Hop Lyrics Archive</a> will assist you in maintaining your credibility. Has every rapper you can think of.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17549637-112905051633556292?l=tkthehumantornado.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>tkthehumantornadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13329551849773863351noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17549637.post-1129049618413765422005-10-08T11:46:00.000-07:002005-10-11T11:08:51.390-07:00Don't believe the hype! I will wipe out everything in my path and leave locations so empty you can hear an ant fart...<br /><br />However, I would like to offer a phone website above the rest. "<a href="http://www.phonescoop.com/">PhoneScoop</a> is a comprehensive resource for mobile phone shoppers, users, enthusiasts, and professionals, focusing on the U.S. market."<br /><br />If you need to know anything about a particular cellular phone this is your shelter from my wrath.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17549637-112904961841376542?l=tkthehumantornado.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>tkthehumantornadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13329551849773863351noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17549637.post-1129049006821383022005-10-07T09:36:00.000-07:002005-10-11T09:45:38.290-07:00Also known as the F-scale is used to rate the intensity of a tornado by examining the damage caused by the tornado after it has passed over a man-made structure.<br /><br />On that note... Got something you want to send to someone via e-mail? You can send photos, audio, documents or anything else. Your file will be stored by <a href="http://www.yousendit.com/">YouSendIt</a> without ever filling up your recipient's mailbox.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17549637-112904900682138302?l=tkthehumantornado.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>tkthehumantornadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13329551849773863351noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17549637.post-1128912076872971332005-10-06T19:23:00.000-07:002005-10-11T22:05:24.566-07:00The tornado picks up some gold and platinum on the way. <br /><br />The <a href="http://www.riaa.com/gp/database/default.asp">Recording Industry Association of America</a> has a cellar of its own where it keeps track of gold and platinum selling artists. Check out how many records your favorite artist has sold.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17549637-112891207687297133?l=tkthehumantornado.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>tkthehumantornadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13329551849773863351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17549637.post-1128910111962754942005-10-05T18:46:00.000-07:002005-10-09T19:08:31.966-07:00The tornado is proud to introduce the newest member of the whirlwind debris. It has become one of the most influential websites amongst college students, <a href="http://ratemyprofessors.com/index.jsp">RateMyProfessors.com</a>.<br /><br />RateMyProfessors allows students to anonymously rate their professors in each of three categories: Helpfulness, Clarity, and Easiness. Now, students can see who the "hottest" professors are at their school, as well as read the top 15 funniest ratings, like rating number 5: <em>"He will destroy you like an academic ninja."</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17549637-112891011196275494?l=tkthehumantornado.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>tkthehumantornadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13329551849773863351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17549637.post-1128907677051727852005-10-04T18:06:00.000-07:002005-10-09T18:35:04.396-07:00Need tips on how to write? <br /><br />As "The Human Tornado" rips through the internet TK has picked up a <a href="http://www.essortment.com/in/Hobbies.Writing/">website that will show you how to write everything from letters, to memoirs, to poetry, to thank you cards. Improve your writing skills, from fiction and novel writng, to overcoming writer's block.</a><br /><br />You don't have to say it. I know you love me like a fat kid loves cake.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17549637-112890767705172785?l=tkthehumantornado.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>tkthehumantornadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13329551849773863351noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17549637.post-1128905591631963912005-10-03T16:32:00.000-07:002005-10-11T22:07:50.220-07:00Being a journalism major, "The Human Tornado" advises everyone to utilize the 3 major storm shelters. <a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/">Dictonary.com</a> is an online dictionary, thesaurus, and encyclopedia all wrapped in one.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17549637-112890559163196391?l=tkthehumantornado.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>tkthehumantornadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13329551849773863351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17549637.post-1128900468177788592005-10-03T16:09:00.000-07:002005-10-09T16:29:51.850-07:00Safety tip #1. You can't go wrong with Google. With that said, here are links to <a href="http://www.google.com/advanced_search?hl=en">Advanced Search</a>, <a href="http://news.google.com/advanced_news_search?hl=en&ned=us">Advanced News Search</a>, and <a href="http://images.google.com/advanced_image_search?hl=en">Advanced Image Search</a>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17549637-112890046817778859?l=tkthehumantornado.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>tkthehumantornadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13329551849773863351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17549637.post-1128662042470519252005-10-02T12:06:00.000-07:002005-10-13T10:19:43.136-07:00For all you people out there that need to improve on your ebonics vocabulary look no further. Here's a link to the <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/">Urban Dictionary</a>. Know the slanguage.<br /><br />You can thank me later.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17549637-112866204247051925?l=tkthehumantornado.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>tkthehumantornadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13329551849773863351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17549637.post-1128628221465177322005-10-01T12:46:00.000-07:002005-10-06T22:31:38.610-07:00The wait is over. <br /><br />Enter T.K. "The Human Tornado"- the name is tk, the alias is "the human tornado" because when I leave it'll never be the same... stay alert.<br /><br />what the internet has been missin',<br />tk<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17549637-112862822146517732?l=tkthehumantornado.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>tkthehumantornadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13329551849773863351noreply@blogger.com