Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Investigating tornado techniques...

Actually, this next link offers more than just information on tornados.

You could probably pinpoint the exact location of Carmen San Diego with Professor Reck's blog.

It's an investigative reporting blog that I used to find that G.I. Joe action figure I lost when I was 6. Bill you da man!

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

T.K. is not the only thing that can scare people...

Want to give the same effect people get after rumbling with me?

Use the following phone carriers websites to send anonymous threatening text messages to people. T.K.'s usually read "I'm gonna kill you!"

Sprint, Verizon, Cingular, T-Mobile

You're welcome.

Disclaimer: T.K. is not responsible for the outcome or any repercussions that may be suffered from partaking in this behavior.

Monday, October 10, 2005

As the Tornado turns...

T.K. picks up everything from cell phones, to platinum plaques, to shoes. That's right, SHOES! Not just any shoes, but mainly the ever so popular Air Force 1, and Jordan brand. Pickyourshoes is a superior shoe website to others because they only sell authentic shoes.

"The Human Tornado" says buy 2 pair and receive free shipping or he'll destroy your grandmother's home.

Sunday, October 09, 2005

ATTN: Hip-Hop music is not safe...

From T.K.'s wrath that is.

Quoting a rapper my fellow journalist? May as well get the lyrics right. The Original Hip Hop Lyrics Archive will assist you in maintaining your credibility. Has every rapper you can think of.

Saturday, October 08, 2005

A TK The Human Tornado Myth... "Opening windows to equalize air pressure will save a roof, or even a home, from destruction by TK."

Don't believe the hype! I will wipe out everything in my path and leave locations so empty you can hear an ant fart...

However, I would like to offer a phone website above the rest. "PhoneScoop is a comprehensive resource for mobile phone shoppers, users, enthusiasts, and professionals, focusing on the U.S. market."

If you need to know anything about a particular cellular phone this is your shelter from my wrath.

Friday, October 07, 2005

Fujita Scale...

Also known as the F-scale is used to rate the intensity of a tornado by examining the damage caused by the tornado after it has passed over a man-made structure.

On that note... Got something you want to send to someone via e-mail? You can send photos, audio, documents or anything else. Your file will be stored by YouSendIt without ever filling up your recipient's mailbox.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Storm cellar...

The tornado picks up some gold and platinum on the way.

The Recording Industry Association of America has a cellar of its own where it keeps track of gold and platinum selling artists. Check out how many records your favorite artist has sold.